David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch
One: who’s David?
Two: A whore
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Someone who looks like a mole-rat
Damn you look like David
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David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off
David is very cruel
by David Kayeye November 05, 2019
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Someone who fucks up an unfuckable situation
Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic

Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
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A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
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a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
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David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable
U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.
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