David 

David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0

David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.

David by EWNA November 3, 2020

David 

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

David by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020

David 

Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec

Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf

David by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021

David 

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

David by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David 

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.

Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”

David by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021

David 

People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.

“David gets no bitches🤣”

David by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022

David 

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

David by heather101010111 April 24, 2022