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Flirt to Convert

A method used by the religious(typically female) to convert the non-religious. It generally begins with flirtatious eye contact and body language, and segues to an invitation to a church, where the nonbeliever successfully stomachs the primitive ritualistic nonsense, and bangs her that night.
PJ: " Yeah, Katie tried to pull a flirt to convert on me yesterday."
Wes: " What happened?"
PJ: " I banged her. Then, I think she asked for forgiveness....I'm seeing her again tonite."
by Nadasurfer July 15, 2017
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content

A wide variety of information that makes facebook pages fun including personal information, photos, videos, audio, music, games, groups, applications and other topics of interest limited only by imagination.

facebook content.

cowbell.
1. Your facebook pages are bare, get some content!

2. I just uploaded some new content to my facebook account.

3. Loved your new facebook profile photo, sexy content!

4. Excellent content! Especially your facebook notes.

5. Your content is pretty good, but I could have a little more cowbell!
by mortgagecommitments March 28, 2010
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Convenience store

Any small store that sells junk food, tobacco, beer, soda, coffee, and energy drinks. May or may not be connected to a gas station. In many cases, the guy behind the counter is straight from the middle east and barely speaks any English.
I just went to the convenience store to buy some chew and soda, and I could barely understand the towelhead running the place.
by BIGRob19 January 3, 2017
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contentness

A general feeling of being content. Often happens when you find yourself at peace around a specific individual who exudes positive energy.
"I don't know what it is. Every time I'm around her I get this feeling of contentness."
by Reginald New April 8, 2010
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Gym Convertor

The opposite of Gym Snob.
Gym Convertors are smart jocks who reward the small guys who tutored them by helping the small guys become big and ripped like the jocks. Then the small guys become, or are converted into, jocks themselves, helping them fit in better with the jocks during high school and college.
An added benefit to this is that the small guys become big guys themselves, and are therefore no longer teased by the big guys, but are accepted by them. The new big guys won't beat up small kids because they were once small kids themselves and they didn't like it when people bugged them.
"You want me to tutor you in Physics?" Mike asked Andrew in shock.
"Yeah man, don't look so surprised," Andrew told him. "If you help me ace my Physics final, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am! Then you'll never be bullied by anyone again!"
"And I'll be able to fit in better at a big football school if I get an Academic Scholarship to one," Mike realized.
"You'll fit in better here too," Andrew reminded him. "I'll help you become a jock like me, and then you'll be able to sit at the football table with us! And you can come to the gym as well, and work out with us!"
"What are you Andrew, a Gym Convertor?" Steve yelled at him, laughing. "Are you trying to convert every small guy into a jock like us?"
"Naw, just the ones who want to become jocks," Andrew replied. "If they don't want it badly enough, even we won't be able to convert them into jocks like us."
by Commander Andrew August 27, 2006
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concentrate

to smoke weed before an activity
john: yo man whats up wit you
eric: i just concentrated
by cassay February 25, 2008
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convention

a) a convening (i.e. a gathering) of people, usually signatories of a political treaty
b) the way things are/ are supposed to be done or performed
c) something you convene (agree to)
according to some, including myself, the Versailles conference was really a convention in all three senses of the word, as defined above.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2017
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