coffee dick

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick

Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.

by scalamoney August 19, 2014

butt coffee

Feces, especially runny stuff

There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.

by Greaseman March 27, 2003

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.

The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee

by the avenged August 23, 2005

coffee bomb

A way to get a caffeine high when you have instant coffee and toilet paper. The coffee is parachuted and swallowed. A common practice in jail.

The inmates were wild and loud after doing fifty coffee bombs apiece that morning.

by railbird22 August 7, 2010

Hot Coffee

A mini game, only unlockable by using a patch, In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where you play the Protaginist of the story in fucking a girl.

Because of "Hot Coffee" the game was yanked off the shelfs in stores around the US.

Dude 1: Did you play that Hot Coffee mini-game?
Dude 2: ya man, everyones talking about it.
Dude 1: LOL

by SexPanther August 21, 2005

cup-of-coffee

What wordHomsar/word was raised by.

"I was raiiised by a cup of coffee..." -- Homsar (via homestarunner.com)

by Tai August 1, 2003