Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.

Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.

by Dezmuz May 24, 2016

Mazeltov cocktail

When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

slave cocktail

A drink for a slave (BDSM)

Ingredients

Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve

You can also add extra for taste

Spit
Spunk

"Did you see how fast the slave drunk that slave cocktail"

by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

cocktail d'amore

Cocktail d'amore has no gender, it'a a gay party.

Do you know the lost and found number of cocktail d'amore ?

by stbr May 8, 2018

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017