by iamjesus November 24, 2017
When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021
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A type of paint made by Dulux, also the art of ejaculating onto your partners face and covering the entire surface with one coat.
Haha I One Coated that bitch last week. Sandblasted first too
You there, do you per chance of the One Coat?
You there, do you per chance of the One Coat?
by Alex Brighton June 23, 2019
your local druggie that comes to school high on shrooms and always needing to barrow a pencil for assinment that was due 6 months ago
my friend haden coats came to school high and asked if he could use a pencil i gave him a pencil and he asked me if i would buy shrooms from him
by titties76 April 04, 2019
A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
by Dumpsterdoug November 30, 2015
by JasperMoooore January 17, 2022