Chris

Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 03, 2018
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A fat dirty man who plays fortnite all day.
This kid is such a Chris.
by Danothon April 02, 2020
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wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc
he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.
by gansterquotes June 28, 2019
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Chris is gay
by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020
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Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris
by Christhegoat221 March 13, 2017
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Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
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That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.
Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
by Unknown mad music teacher December 11, 2019
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