by Colbertnation3113 February 05, 2010
My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
by aHomelessGuy February 05, 2010
a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
by mswyrr February 05, 2010
A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 05, 2010
when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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by hmaster-btown February 05, 2010
a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
by quickcook February 05, 2010
by abraxas22 February 05, 2010