Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.
by Wizbam February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
by cyotee February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.
by 28403 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.
"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.
by mshanl1026 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010
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