squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

fried cabbage

cabbage that is fried

fried cabbage

by dan December 3, 2003

moon cabbage

Marijuanna

Listen to DJ No Name at 4:20 for the moon cabbage fact of the day on 107.7FM THE END

by Blind Duck September 25, 2003

eye cabbage

the complete opposite of eye candy

"the boys nice!"

"shoosht mate thats eye cabbage"

by hollie.c January 7, 2008

muff cabbage

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".

I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

Hippie Cabbage

Cannabis.

Hey! Would you like to smoke some hippie cabbage?

by Skkeeezer October 7, 2009

Clapped cabbage

A clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone.

Keith asif you've lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.

by Mark lowe November 27, 2016