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Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.
My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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bum kick

The sixties, so initially from the drug culture, being on a 'kick' but a bad one, so 'bum kick'. Expanded to mean being effected by any bad experience.
Man, that chick put me on such a bum kick. I was bum kicked when the bouncer put me out, man.
by larryinla December 9, 2012
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Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.
Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..
by re3ja June 21, 2013
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Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead
by Euan Haines December 29, 2020
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bum snack

"Dude, I've been bum snacking a lot the past days. No flex."

"You're a minor? Fuck off and come back once you can legally bum snack!"
by cysleon February 23, 2021
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bum perfume

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021
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Fizzy Bum

The act of inserting an ecstasy tablet into the anus, in an attempt to maximise the effect of the drug.
Get that pill out of your mouth!

It's destined to become a Fizzy Bum, and it's headed straight for my arse.
by Edward Honda August 4, 2008
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