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broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.
"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."
by Primate December 12, 2005
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Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.
Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007
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Broken Turtle Shell

As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls
Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.
by Erik Knox May 30, 2007
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Broken Robot Syndrome

A state of consciousness. The Spinal Tap "11" version of a hangover. Delusional , mechanical, mentally-rusted "not right" feeling.
Man, i snorted mad addy and drank a lot of cheap whiskey at that co-op party. I can't account for like three hours of the evening or my journey home and I had broken robot syndrome this morning; tried to walk down the block and got confused.
by Akira Firetouch August 21, 2006
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Broken Rung Fallacy

Broken rung fallacy.
'This rung is broken... therefore I must climb higher up the ladder!'
When true logic is going back to ground level and starting everything over the right way.
This occurs when someone is so focused on a goal - they push for said goal passed the point of reason.
Usually accompanied with rhetoric such as "there's no going back!" and "if you want to make an omelette, you've got to break some eggs!" - to eliminate 'going back to ground level' as an option.
The ladder always collapses. The farther they've pushed - the more dangerous the crash back down.
Example 1: "Workers need the cheaper goods" is a broken rung fallacy. If the jobs aren't sent over seas in the first place - they can afford the better goods.

Example 2: "Millions of women's lives would be ruined without abortions" is a broken rung fallacy. If our society doesn't encourage promiscuity in the first place - there isn't millions of women pregnant out of wedlock, in the first place.

Example 3: "Neither of us knew our fathers - so we're taking our mother's names" is a broken rung fallacy. Guaranteed both come from nontraditional families - and going farther down this path is just ensuring more broken homes.
by Cal Dirty July 4, 2022
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the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.
by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022
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Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it
girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?
by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020
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