Tail boner

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020

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shoulder boner

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.

Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!

by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018

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That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.

"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013

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Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

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