Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010

Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat

All of our politicians are so Weight blind

by Max di September 29, 2021

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind

I blind slimed my wife last night

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021