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Beneshits

When the Benefit system is not helping the people it should be helping.
My new healthcare cost too much and doesn't cover the services I need.
The Beneshits are doing more harm than good.
by Mateo Whosoever June 12, 2018
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Benesh notation

The most pointless thing ever to exist in the modern world. Consisting of shitty little lines to show dance movements, it is about as useful as dry paint.
What’s the next part of the choreography? Hang on let me check the benesh notation - said NO-ONE EVER
by Dobby707 May 10, 2022
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Marcus Benesis

"My mom is like Marcus Benesis."
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beestylistic

its RL aka Tiff's bitch.
Being Tiff's bitch isn't easy
by RL January 25, 2004
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Beestrad

A word derived from the slang insult "Bastard".

The term "Beestrad" is usually applied to someone (Usually male) who is either a lier, a cheater, a player, or all of the above.
That guy who cheated on (Insert name here) is such a beestrad!
by PSYPH3RiUM February 2, 2004
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Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"
Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
by Petelite December 13, 2008
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beeslortch

- yeah i caught my woman in the bathroom getting banged in the ass by one of the knuckle-draggin' cueball bouncers
- that fookin beeslortch!
by maurelius July 31, 2007
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