Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death

1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”

by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019

Fatphobic bender

When a fatty really does you wrong so for a brief time you hate all fat people

Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender

by Vfox June 3, 2024

Bender

The act of being drunk for an extended period of time, usually measured in days or weeks.

More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.

Since I left my (girlfriend/boyfriend) I've been on a pretty serious bender.

Since that party last week I've been on a bender.

by Lord Gurk da boy October 13, 2015

Bender November

The 30-day long bender after Sober October

"Sober October is almost over! Bender November is just around the corner!"

by Epson WorkForce Pro WF-4720 October 30, 2023

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019