major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

Working For The Bank

Used to express one's feeling of Disillusion and disappointment at society, when the efforts your daily job and career are nothing but an ultimately pointless activity, that never benefits you as an individual, and only benefits the people higher up society's food chain, like bankers and corporations. A general feeling of bein sick and tired of the daily grind of jobs, working, and civilisation.

Wife: "How was it today in the office?"

husband:"Oh, I've just a long day working for the bank".

Wife: "That bad, huh? Don't worry. We have all times like that".

e.g. 2-

Recently guaduated student: "As the world stands now before me, I'm not sure if I really do want spend my life working for the bank".

by The Squarepusher May 4, 2011

Snow Banking

In New England back in the day... Snow Banking was the art of a bunch of buddies in a junk car riding around the roads during or right after a huge snow storm and bouncing off snow bank after snow bank...not really caring about anything because you can't hit anything!

Ok, guys, it's time to stop at the packy and pick up a case of Schlitz and go Snow Banking!

by Murph the snow bird January 11, 2015

suffer bank

A metaphorical bank where you place your deposits of suffering to make withdrawals later. for instance, a cycling effort where the training is suffering and it goes to your sufferbank so you can make with a withdrawal on race day to make your competition pay.

This 2000 kilometer climb is going to the suffer bank!

by sufferbank November 15, 2016

Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.

“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”

by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019

Life Bank

Life Bank - The bank where karma, Karma Cash, is paid or owed into the universe of life, regardless of ANY lifeforms.

You don't want to ever owe to the Life Bank because if you don't have the Karma Cash to pay, then the bank starts collecting on your family and they shouldn't have to pay for you being a piece of shit.

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

Memory Bank

Getting your partner to masturbate you while telling you a sexual story from their past.

My girlfriend gave me a amazing Memory Bank last night, she told one time she had a three some with two boys in the park.

by Mr Vice President January 13, 2020