LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022

Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.

Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!

by astra420 January 4, 2011

Travis Barker

One of the hottest drummers alive who should love someone named Pammi....

(i wonder who wrote this...)

omfg! is that travis barker???? he is sooooo hott!!! BACK THE HELL OFF HES MINE!

by Pammi July 29, 2008

Anna Taylor Van Baaren

She is the most perfect person i have ever met. She is super beautiful! Angels envy her! and i love her sooo much! And she is very hardcore! =P

Anna Taylor Van Baaren is so awsome, she would beat Chuck Norris in a fight blindfolded!

by The German6 February 10, 2012

barakbak

1. (adj.)i have no legs
2. (n.) holy underwear

1. BARAKBAK!!!
2. Put on your barakak! NOW!

by CHEESE WHIZ June 23, 2003

de-bark

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then make her suck your dick clean when your done.

That was some great anal sex, now would ya de-bark my cock.

by old dirty bastard March 7, 2007

arf bark grrr

Arf bark grrr is a sentence that i FREAKING use no one else. YOU CAN FREAKING BITE ME IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY FREAKING WORD SO BE GONE EVIL DEMON OF THE NIGHT. love you

stranger:"hey hows your day?" me:"arf bark grrr!" stranger:"ok you seem like a demon."

by ARF BARK GRRR May 25, 2018