night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003

black night

A night of particularly severe drug or alcohol abuse accompanied by suicidal or self-destructive feelings in order to black out and forget about problems with a significant other or a break-up
Popularized by the song of the same name by Time Again.

George's girlfriend broke up with him this morning and he started drinking at 2. It's going to be a black night for him.

by K_Dogg March 15, 2007

Gentleman of the night

Dom - a man who has a one night sexual encounter with a woman but shows no disrespect. His beliefs are that every woman should be treated like a lady if only for one night. Man who is charming and groomed to be an above average lover, he see's it as his duty to service, satisfy and please any woman's sexual desires, yet never kisses and tells.

I am not a man-whore I am a gentleman of the night..( said in a mysterious tone)

by Queen of hearts ❤️ January 19, 2016

Cinderella night

A night when you have to be home by midnight, or thereabouts.

Josie: Going to Tim's party tonight?
Dave: Yeah, but I have work in the morning, so it'll be a Cinderella night for me.

by louisamaree January 24, 2011

Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.

Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.

by Dr Two April 19, 2010

freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.

After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.

by Haley N March 26, 2008

night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.

"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"

by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009