National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out and she has to say yes!

«Hey, want to go out on a date today? It’s the national ask your crush out day so you have to say yes»

by Lilskill January 11, 2020

Aske

definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.

how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy

by jakob med c February 3, 2020

show where i asked

seriously,
show where I asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked

by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

Asks,sslall

Did you have a fucking stroke?

Me: how u doing?
Grandma: Asks,sslall
Me: r/ihadastroke-

by PseudonymNameThingy April 18, 2020

National ask for anything day

April 23

National ask for anything day

by The goat mate April 22, 2020

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020