bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

Go Bald

To stop posting for any negative reason. (i.e. cancelled, died, etc)

You're so funny please don't go bald

by bellapepper September 9, 2025

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020

Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair

Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair

by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021