Throwing boats

The act of picking up canoes, kayaks, rafts, etc and moving them to the starting location or from the end location for a boating business or personal use. Boats are typically carried over your head and should be done by one person unless you are a weak and lazy human.

Brian and Trevor are the best at throwing boats on the Deleware River.

by Brit in Merica March 14, 2016

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

boat race

Face (its ryming slang)

Nice legs - shame about the boat

by Giles September 23, 2003

Glass boat

A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".

I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.

by Dwane October 20, 2003

u-boat

a submarine used in world war one and two

"omg the uboat is coming"

by Taylor Hewitt October 26, 2004

Space Boat

Another word for spaceship.

Surely, if we can land a space boat on Mars.

When you look out the window of a space boat, you see entire countries, vast swaths of continents.

I fuck space bitches on my space boat.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 04, 2014

boat porn

Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???

Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!

" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"

by Hal the boat porn wanker May 02, 2006