shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shagged up

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.

"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"

by Brielle Nicole February 18, 2009

Shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

James will shag ava.

by LilMoxxie March 4, 2022

Shag and Bag

Basically just sleeping with someone and then cutting them off romantically.

Be carefully because he might just shag and bag you

by Rebecca Dent February 3, 2023

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019