couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.

maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn

by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022

Couple

=True love ! You guys can’t separate it’s perfect everyone thinks you guys are best friends but you show them wrong 🥶!

Dang! Jasmin and Jeremy are such a great couple🥺!

by Bigassbooty🥶 October 30, 2019

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

Couple Goals

Dori and Immy 🤚

"They're literal couple goals"
"They're a Dori and Immy"

by One Direction do be Thicc doe December 23, 2020

Seahorse Couple

noun

1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.

"If two people are in a heterosexual relationship, and the man gets pregnant, those two people are a seahorse couple."

"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"

by nightmareblush June 9, 2025

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

supreme couple

a inside joke made about special needs kids in a couple. these couples usually last a week to 3 months no longer, and are usually very toxic and cringe. Help stop the movement of these couples. They are causing kids ages 12-20 to kill themselves. Basically a Special Needs Cult and there sponsor is supreme. Please help put a stop to this movement... #FuckSupremeCouples2019

hey is that a supreme couple? yeah why? oh *gun shot* oh my fucking god you just killed yourself

by Dababys Dick December 26, 2019