Hayden

Stupid fucking white cracker who fucks all of his men and wishes he could touch girls. Dogshit at being mean but constantly tries. Never going to touch any puss.

Person 1: Woah a pedo!
Person 2: No it's just Hayden

by HadinVangldr April 12, 2021

Hayden john

A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house

Guy-Oh hey theres hayden john
Girl- vomits in own sock
Guy- can i rub it on my gums?

by Siq.knt.dis.dat June 21, 2022

Hayden

a fat vietnamese chigga. he is stupid unless it comes to banh mi

"Hayden runs all the banh mi stores in Cabra"

by karreyhang December 7, 2023

Hayden knowles

A 9’7 midget who is a roadman and also smokes a lot of weed

Hayden knowles is a crackhead

by Moderately warm sausage November 7, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is a person that will trick you into liking them. All the other definitions of Hayden are wrong. Hayden is from Australia, and he cannot be trusted (because australian people are crazy and upside-down). If a Hayden speaks to you, there is only one counter.

You: *Minding your own business*
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory

by who likes australian people November 2, 2021

Hayden

Hayden is somewhat funny and kind but can also wake up and choose violence. Although he's funny and kind, never take that as an opportunity to fuck with him. Never underestimate him. Your either on his good side or his bad side. When your on his bad side you stay there until he knows the real you, and if your still you then oh well you stay on the bad side.

"He's a Hayden, that's what he is"

by Yvyctc5c6x November 22, 2021

Hayden

The most attractive person you will ever see, he is also very wealthy

that guy is very hot and rich, his name must be hayden

by hayden lolfin October 17, 2022