yankees

The absolutley most fucked up piece of ball suckers ever in the world of sports. Their fans can go suck Derek Jeter's cock, as George steinbrenner buys all of his players for 200 million dollars. Sheffield, Giambi, rodriguez, and all those other assholes obviously use steroids. The yankees suck balls!

the yankees Derek Jeter is cheating on alex rodriguez with Jason Giambi.

by ubd October 10, 2005

Yankees

a person who lives north of the mason dixon line, basically any state that fought on the union's side in the civil war (the northerners)

My mom doesn't want me to go to school up north because i'll meet a yankee and marry him.

by kitsy May 9, 2005

yankees

One of the most hated teams in baseball for one reason: they're good. Yankee haters all come up with one reason for why they are good because they are too stupid to figure something else out. That reason is Money. Well isn't boston a big city? hmm don't they have the SECOND highest payroll in the league? And People are mad because the yankees actually have a lot of fans. Hey Boston, go win some World series and You might get some more fan base, until then go think of another curse for why you won't be winning any more world series for a while.

Red Sox Fan: YANKEES SUCK!!!
Yankees Fan: Well at least we don't blame our losing on a guy whos been dead for over 50 years. What will it be next time? The curse of the no talent baseball team?

by asdf2222 September 14, 2005

New York Yankees

English: trash

Spanish: el trasho magnifico

By George, let's ruin baseball and buy another player!

by Grady Little February 19, 2004

yankeesexual

That one bitch who's got like 47 Yankee candles hidden in every hole they can find (and one for every occasion)

YS: PeRsonAally, I identify as a Yankeesexual
me: okay but where did you f i n d that

by canyoudont May 23, 2018

Yankeesplain

When a Yankee explains something to a Southerner in a condescending and smug manner, such as telling Kentuckians they are “getting soft”, when schools close due to single digit temperatures.

Kentucky governor Matt Bevin, who grew up in New Hampshire, just yankeesplained that Kentuckians are getting too soft because schools have been closed for single digit temperatures.

by KyContessa February 1, 2019

Yankees fan

1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.

Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan

“He looks gross”

by Notthatbitchkaleigh August 7, 2022