Long Wind

A long winded but short witted individual who can talk for hours about things he has no clue about.

At the end of the day, Asif's name was long wind.

by John hgfyugyighuhyu May 22, 2005

Breaking Wind

A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.

Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.

Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.

Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.

"I'm not going to see Breaking Wind because Jacob ends up becoming a pedophile."

by anonknows December 29, 2011

Dick Wind

Whatever you want to to be.

See that girl over there, gave her the dick wind last night.
Damn, what's the smell/sound? Oh, that's the dick wind.
Last night was so awesome, I woke up this morning and got the dick wind.
Hey dude can I get some of that? Nah man get your own dick wind.

by FitzyFTW November 19, 2014

Albuquerque Wind Sock

Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.

She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.

by srio;weriotjwrio[0thj][tr May 20, 2014

shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.

God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.

by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014

Lady Wind

The passing of gas by a little lady.

Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.

by MrsCK January 4, 2011

Brazilian Wind Tunnel

You fart in the toilet and spread your legs then the fart smell illuminates through your legs.

Girl 1: "Girl, I did the Brazilian Wind Tunnel earlier and it was the greatest sensation ever. The smell was so intoxicating."

by jaznkris06 October 16, 2014