Autumn&&Miles

haha gayy! totally should date

omg autumn&&miles

by girl in 2nd period February 17, 2009

space mile

A space mile is a unit of distance that is approximately the length that spans one minute of arc on the circumference of the observable universe, using any meridian.

Using the results found by Cornish et. al in the paper titled "Constraints on the Topology of the Universe: Extension to General Geometries" the length of a space mile is currently defined as being 13526301.703 ly or about 4147183 parsecs.

Man 1: "How long is a space mile?"
Man 2: "It is 13,526,301.703 light years long, or about as long as my space DICK!"
All: "OOOOH!"

by verisimilidude. December 28, 2015

mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 27, 2003

mile high chub

When you get a boner on an airplane. The sadder more pathetic cousin of the mile high club. Commonly afflicting 13 year old boys and french diplomats.

Stewardess: That kid that I just gave orange juice to had a mile high chub.

by dominique strauss cunt December 2, 2011

frequent flyer miles

Accumulated miles in reward for using this airline.

I've accumulated so many frequent flyer miles that I've earned a round-trip ticket to London.

by JIN SiENA June 21, 2015

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

by BenJuan May 2, 2010

Mile Long Club

Sex while riding the train: in coach. (So you have to do it in the bathroom like in the airplane "Mile High Club")

We need to take a train trip together long enough for us to join the Mile Long Club

by GeorgeStacey June 19, 2010