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wheelchair anarchist

(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.

The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).


Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.
"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh
"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"
by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004
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Wheef

Originated from queef meaning pussy fart. Wheef is a "weiner fart" or, a male queef.
"After you blew into my dick, I had to wheef."

"Mother Wheefer!"
by xpostalcorex May 20, 2010
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wagon wheel watusi

A term first invented by Cher, then popularized by Youtube. Thanks to someone with no life, you can listen to wagon wheel watusi for 10 minutes. Thanks guys.
WAGON WHEEL WATUSI, WAGON WHEEL WATUSI, WAGON WHEEL WATUSI
by cheesewizzard October 27, 2011
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wheelan

an unusual specimen which normally takes the form of a dark haired boy. he is often in dire need of sexual attention or has serious social issues.
1)aaaaw look there's a wheelan!

2)holy shit! its a wheelan!
by that dark shadow April 21, 2007
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Wheel-Daddy

To wheel a broad nicely. Another way to express how you are wheeling, or picking up, for that matter. Daddy is added at the end of the word to enhance it's significance and to show your appreciation for your own father who was once a wheeler back in his day before he made the ultimate mistake by getting married.
Man, lastnight at the bar you really went wheel-daddy on that broad.

I'm going to to the bar tonight and I'm going to wheel-daddy the hottest broad I can find.
by Tetra7077 January 16, 2009
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pin wheel of death

When you're using a Mac on OS X and your mouse has the pin wheel loading something, but it never stops causing you to have to restart your machine.
Man 1:Hey I was in Imovie when I got the Pin Wheel of Death
Man 2:Hmmm I thought Macs were supposed to be "perfect"?
by Devon Wilson. April 6, 2007
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