person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel
person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker
person 3: whatever sinks your dink!
person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker
person 3: whatever sinks your dink!
by yona420 November 15, 2020
Get the Whatever Sinks Your Dinkmug. "That bitch is a whatever man"
by Eyes of Lin January 22, 2024
Get the Whatevermug. by Lucas die Schwule June 5, 2019
Get the National give Ali whatever he wants daymug. A phrase meaning "whatever gives you sexual pleasure" or "whatever sexual activity you enjoy." It's used similarly to "whatever floats your boat," but specifically carries a knowing, often ironic, reference to sexual preferences and activities.
Originates from the excuse used by anti-gay activist George Rekers in 2010 when caught traveling with a male escort ("rent boy"). Rekers absurdly claimed he only hired the young man to literally lift his luggage.
Popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and comedians like Stephen Colbert, who seized on the flimsy excuse. "Lifting someone's luggage" became a euphemism for providing sexual pleasure, often (but not exclusively) in a same-sex context.
The phrase "Whatever lifts your luggage" extends this to a general, sexually-tinged statement of acceptance for someone's preferences or kinks.
Originates from the excuse used by anti-gay activist George Rekers in 2010 when caught traveling with a male escort ("rent boy"). Rekers absurdly claimed he only hired the young man to literally lift his luggage.
Popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and comedians like Stephen Colbert, who seized on the flimsy excuse. "Lifting someone's luggage" became a euphemism for providing sexual pleasure, often (but not exclusively) in a same-sex context.
The phrase "Whatever lifts your luggage" extends this to a general, sexually-tinged statement of acceptance for someone's preferences or kinks.
As a general statement of acceptance (like "whatever floats your boat," but sexual):
Person A: "I don't understand their particular fetish."
Person B: "Hey, whatever lifts your luggage, right? Live and let live."
As a euphemism for the sexual act itself (often using the verb form "lift luggage"):
"He claimed he was just going over to 'study', but judging by the sounds, I think they were lifting some luggage."
"After Rekers got caught, everyone joked about whether he found someone else to lift his luggage."
With direct ironic reference to the origin:
"He spends all day condemning 'the lifestyle' online, but you just know he's secretly looking for someone to help lift his luggage."
Person A: "I don't understand their particular fetish."
Person B: "Hey, whatever lifts your luggage, right? Live and let live."
As a euphemism for the sexual act itself (often using the verb form "lift luggage"):
"He claimed he was just going over to 'study', but judging by the sounds, I think they were lifting some luggage."
"After Rekers got caught, everyone joked about whether he found someone else to lift his luggage."
With direct ironic reference to the origin:
"He spends all day condemning 'the lifestyle' online, but you just know he's secretly looking for someone to help lift his luggage."
by C41n March 25, 2025
Get the Whatever lifts your luggagemug. by WHATTHEFA April 23, 2023
Get the Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hoursmug. basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.
'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'
by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 21, 2020
Get the whatever i dont want to waste time talking to youmug. by anonymous December 18, 2020
Get the Whatevermug.