G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"
by Shirtz McGirtz January 2, 2020
Get the Weapons Of Gas Productionmug. abbr:WMD
n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes
v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)
pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night
through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere
acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy
adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes
v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)
pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night
through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere
acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy
adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.
v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!
pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.
through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!
acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.
v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!
pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.
through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!
acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
Get the Weapon of Mass Destructionmug. Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.
by Chris Garland October 30, 2019
Get the Weaponmug. Hym "Where have you been?"
Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."
Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."
Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."
Hym "What are you eating?"
Iam "Sandwich..."
Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"
Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."
Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."
Iam "Meh..."
Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."
Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."
Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."
Hym "What are you eating?"
Iam "Sandwich..."
Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"
Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."
Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."
Iam "Meh..."
Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the Weaponizingmug. by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
Get the Far long range weaponmug. Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
Get the Heated Iron Weaponsmug. a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.
"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"
by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023
Get the assault weaponmug.