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Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.
Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
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Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.
Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"
by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024
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Academic Weapon

That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.

Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
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Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.
Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.
The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.
by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025
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Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.
The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.
by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025
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