Third Wheel

A person who can ruin a weekend, picnic, concert, sporting event, or any other kind of activity that you may have planned with your significant other by inviting themselves or guilting you into inviting them. These people are commonly refereed to as a Third Wheel. Third Wheeling is not cool and is frowned upon.
Dude! She's such a Third Wheel, I cant believe she tried to go to prom with them.
by Boogie44 September 30, 2010
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wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.
"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"
by Che butter March 22, 2014
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deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 28, 2011
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Scrub Wheels

1) To play a girl until you get your sexual satisfaction, and then dump her before she dumps you. This is ONLY done to make your ex-girlfriend jealous, because you want her back.

If you have a boyfriend and at anytime during the relationship if either him or his friends say the word "scrub wheels", then you know that its about you. Before you do something that you will regret, dump him.
Guy: Im gunna go scrub wheels so get my ex back.
Guy#2: Bro. Wtf?
Guy: Man I really want her back!
Guy#2: You shouldnt have been such an ass...
Guy: Well im gunna go scrub wheels, its fun and you get some good satisfaction ;)
by VictoriousVlad12 March 01, 2009
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Steering Wheel

The act of being the third wheel of a couple, but you're the one driving - basically acting as their chauffeur or designated driver.
Hey man, I gotta go. I promised I would take my buddy and his girl to the airport.

Ight, that's all good.

Nah dude, my buddy's cool - but I hate being there with his girlfriend. It's like she hasn't grasped the concept of not interrupting every word out of our mouths. I hate being their steering wheel.
by PYSHINATOR January 05, 2020
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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .
I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.
by Itsdanno June 14, 2016
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