Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.
J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"
J: "I know"
C: "Break it out!!!!!"
by MANNYC813 June 30, 2009
Get the Wake and Cake mug.having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.
Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)
Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)
Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..
by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008
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""I love it when my boyfriend and me drink some chiraz and wakehouse all night."
by Todd Silverspoon March 16, 2008
Get the wakehouse mug.When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.
by C-Rob July 31, 2008
Get the Tajiki Wakeup mug.'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013
Get the wake and blaze mug.Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!
I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.
by D. Cox February 9, 2009
Get the Nagasaki Wake Up Call mug.In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
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