The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

GI Joe Veteran

Any person who has served in two different branches of the United States military, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, a combination of any two.

Famous porn producer Larry Flynt is a veteran of the the U.S. Army, (which he lied about his age to get in), and the U.S. Navy. Larry Flynt is a GI Joe Veteran.

by pickuplinepat October 11, 2014

Simple Poetic Veteran

Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Simple Poetic Veteran has published nine books.

by simplepoetvet July 22, 2019

kd army veterans

Vet-er-an

1. People who are fans at the beginning of kingsdaugthers and who support them at the beginning. 10+ years from now kingsdaughters filling stadiums around the world and people from the kd army veterans still cheering you on!

I'm going tonight at Zoom with the whole kd army veterans.

by Kdveteranqueenfacts July 2, 2020

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

i just vented

Use this word when your in the bed

hey girl I just vented

by barthalowmew the 4th May 11, 2022

nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

fake donec te facere

nunc dormisti in me veteri novo me submittere

by I force change July 27, 2022