vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

Vag Baggin

When a male inserts his scrotum into the female vagina and bones the shit out of her.

Tom: Dude, what did you do last night?
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice

by CousinFucker64 August 26, 2010

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

wonder vag

When the pussy is she good it grows a cape

"Her pussy was so good it was like a wonder vag"

by Tittyspanker47 June 05, 2016

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl April 21, 2016

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

muddy vag

A term used by pseudo-gay sexual predators(i.e. Bros) in reference to their victim's anus. Short for: muddy vagina.

"Hey, Collin looks tired today"
"Yea, I heard several sailors worked his muddy vag hard last night"

by Hercules E. Rockafeller March 02, 2008