costco try

The act of buying something you might not need from Costco because you can always return it later. Similar to a college try.
There was a really cool air fryer on sale, so I gave 'er the ol' costco try.
by heavy! July 02, 2022
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How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 09, 2023
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I've literally written the discourse you're too fucking stupid to keep up with you fucking retard. You're taking your ques about what reality if FROM THEM and they're taking them FROM ME. On several occasions a PhD has stood on stage a read speeches pilfered from Urban Dictionary. Repurposed and redirected at his political opponents but written by me none the less.
A fucking retard "He's trying to interject himself into the discourse!"

Hym "I AM THE- You know what? Too easy. I'm not going to go there. You know, even with the diminished efficacy of being watered down, it's still pretty effective. The rhetoric I mean. Painful to watch sometimes though. It's like watching people carve features into the statue of David."
by Hym Iam December 04, 2023
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I wasn't trying to...

That is exactly what you were trying to do you fucking cripple. You're too used to everyone pitying your gaping retarded butthole. You weren't just anything. There's nothing 'natural' about predatory women molesting a retard.
Crippy-Crappable "I wasn't trying to..."

Hym "No you were and you failed. The only thing you've succeeded in doing is drain away whatever sympathy I had for retards. Amd that isn't even YOUR doing. It's the fucking people around me defending it that did it. So, no. I don't care what happens to retards now. At all. This is why eugenics is an idea someone had at some point in history. When you think back and ask yourself 'How could someone seriously suggests eugenics?' I want you to get you fat ass up off the couch. Walk to you bathroom. Look and the mirror. And tell yourself 'Oh! Right... Me. I'm the cause of that. My defunct mind is the reason retards belong in a ditch.' And then I want you to find a way for you to drain some of that shit... Out of your skull. I don't know if you want to use a drill or a bullet or WHATEVER. Get that shit out of your head. At all costs. Don't breed. If you HAVE bred... Get rid of them. It's not ok."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
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Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time
"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"
by noneyourbeeswax January 19, 2012
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try-buy

The act of going into a store or shop, not to actually by anything, but just take advantage of the free samples.

Examples:

Going into Costco just to eat the free stuff
Going into an expensive store just to spray the tester bottle of perfume on yourself
Girl 1: Wow, that perfume smells really fancy and costly!
Girl 2: lol she just try-buyed it from Victoria's Secret, ain't nothing special
by gray-heart April 17, 2018
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