threadscum

The offensive words written by users who have nothing more to do than insult other users, usually the kind, humorous and intelligent regulars.

"Thanks threadfriends for hosing the threadscum away from me while I was away."

"I see my threadstalker is posting threadscum as usual."

"Put on your waders, the threadscum is getting deep here."

"Only he can take going green as a plea to create more threadscum."

by Multidisciplinary TKBL January 3, 2009

Threadator

A person who's post's seem to always ruin an ongoing comment thread. They do this by going off subject, insulting others, or by not understanding the context of the remarks. Basically clueless. Ruins the thread for others.

The "Threadator" killed the thread. No one ever wants to post after the "Threadator". He is such a Threadator.

by s.fierro October 11, 2010

Threadwrecker

Much like the homewrecker, a threadwrecker interferes with the natural flow and order of things, e.g. a thread of comments related to a post on Facebook.

That jerkwad is such a threadwrecker on Facebook!!

Post: JANE DOE is deciding between pizza and mexican food for dinner.

NJ: Oh, I would def have pizza!
ST: Have you tried Jose's Cantina? Awesome?

JW: Hey Jane, is your grandmother out of the hospital yet or did she die already?

by elmo621 November 25, 2010

threader

A threader is a collection of tweets from one author compiled into one piece of text.

This Twitter thread is great! I’ll share its threader on Facebook.

by Forstall May 11, 2020

treadmarks

The scars a heroin addict has on their arms. A common term in Vancouver BC's Downtown Eastside.

Man, Bob had some heinous treadmarks on him.

by alee2 April 26, 2009

Treadhead

Getting head while running on a treadmill.

Yo bro, I got the best treadhead yesterday.

by Bigyotaman April 24, 2015

Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.

What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009