mega-toxic rizz

literally the most down bad, toxic, manipulating and criminal rizz of all time, usually it uses the other person's weaknesses (mental problems) to take advantage of being vulnerable. if you use it, you're either a guy combining all those that Lana del Rey talks about - or so down bad you'll resort to anything, including worsening mental health to get some play.
You're going to jail. and to hell.
I am too.

(fishing for girls with daddy issues)
Guy 1 : damn do we gotta really ambush them outside the psychiatrist?
Guy 2 : Yes nigga I haven't touched a woman since my mother beat me up as a kid....... one's coming!
Guy 1 : *approaches* hey there babygirl, you look tired today, have you eaten?
Guy 2 : *whispering to himself* goddamn this man is talented! never seen a cleanest and meanest mega-toxic rizz!

(fishing for girls with ED)
Guy 1 : Nigga we doin this AGAIN?
Guy 2 : shut up ...... hey there beautiful! my god you look stunning today! you're very thin!

by GbXb April 26, 2023

Toxic Killua simps

A group of people on tiktok who simp over killua and oversexualize him, probably one of the most toxic group of kids on tiktok 😰👆

"Oh toxic Killua simps? Yeah I hate them"
"Isn't he 14??"

by mitsubaporn March 5, 2021

corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.

In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.

by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018

Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.

Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.

by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019

Toxic person

A person that is so nice and puts everyone infront of them to make the world a better place

Katie is such a toxic person

by Garethmcdingleberries November 2, 2020

✨toxic✨

bluehaired girls use to call “✨toxic✨“ everything they find annoying (almost everything)

random boy: why you died your hair like dat?
annoying egirl: oh saint lil peep why you so ✨toxic✨

random boy: I think that Matteo Some good ideas
egirl: you such a ✨toxic✨ person. periodt.

by title fight enjoyer December 28, 2020

Toxic Vettel Fan

Unfortunately the majority of F1 motor racing fans as of recent. On every social media platform this mob comes in massive numbers, there is no escaping them. These fans are almost never positive, unless it’s about vettel of course 🥺. They usually know nothing about the sport, and blame his recent failures on things that were totally in his control and his fault.

Ex1: “Commonly found on Twitter and Reddit, the Toxic Vettel Fan can be found in his natural habitat at the bottom of posts creating flame wars against the facts.”

Ex2:

Toxic Vettel Fan: OMG did you see what happened to Vettel did omg he spun out omg *some other random thing* caused it this was not vettels fault omg Vettel is being so oppressed omg” “Also fuck Ferrari it was 100% your fault vettel didn’t win the championship in 2018”
Normal person w/ iq above 8: “oh boy here comes the toxic vettel fans”

by why_is_this_username_taken August 30, 2021