Toilet Ninja

Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet
" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"
by The Firezombie July 11, 2008
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Toilet butt

When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass
kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt

Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell
by Meowkat3 April 03, 2015
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toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.
by Unstable1 April 09, 2010
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Skibidi Toilet

A "Skibidi Toilet" is a character in an ongoing series created by "DaFuq?!Boom!" on youtube.
The series was made in Source Filmmaker.
A Skibidi Toilet consists of one toilet with a head inside it. However, some variations, like a "Vacuum Skibidi Toilet" dont consist of a toilet.
There are many variations of Skibidi toilets. Some have unique designs, some have extra abilities, such as having spider legs, rocket launchers, arms, and many more.
The leader of the skibidi toilets is "G-Man Toilet"
A Skibidi Toilet sings ONLY the part in the song "Biser King Dom Dom Yes Yes" where the person says "brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes".
Larger Skibidi Toilets sing the song in a lower pitched tone.
Person 1: Yo man, why do I have no more toilets in my house?
Person 2: I dont know, mine just disappeared as well.
A Skibidi Toilet that spawns out of nowhere: Brrr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!
Person 1: What the fuck?
by Cinemaman2 July 08, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

what 10 year olds find funny by saying "it has lore!"
little timmy: dude skibidi toilet is the best seires i've ever seen
BBC Randy: stfu you unfunny loser.
by monkeseemonkeydontdooo October 10, 2023
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toilet ass

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.
after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.
by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006
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