Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
by RevWaldo January 09, 2010
A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.
by Tsar Dudebro II January 05, 2023
by angela75 April 07, 2010
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
by Xeneric December 30, 2010
when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.
by The Red Hat Kid September 01, 2006
Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 10, 2009
The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.
"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."
"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"
"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"
by Hysterika Zahmer March 26, 2013