teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.

This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.

That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.

by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine

A thing that is a machine; it powers up every coin inserted. That machine will unleash the FG Punishment and will summon Garrett and his friends, JTOH difficulties, JJT difficulties, Logos, Klasky csupo effects, FG Numbers, and Googology Numbers. It even has Geometry dash difficulties.

Bernat: I'm powering up the Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine since Richard keeps offending Fictional Googology.
Richard: What-
Bernat: *Inserts 1.708e+29 coins*
Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine: 1.708e+29
Richard: Uh oh.

by BernatJp2022 February 23, 2025

Fair weather racist

Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)

Wow, the fair weather racists are goin in on Timberlake’s Prince tribute at the halftime.

by Aniki May 4, 2018

weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2013