When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole
Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"
Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"
Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"
Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"
by Prof. BecLee December 07, 2020
The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.
"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."
by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022
"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."
"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"
"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"
by Modz Sussy April 13, 2023
Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 15, 2022
a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself
by unkownratakaurmum March 09, 2023
I think he has Jordan theory.
by Mr. Kerwit October 20, 2017
“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 12, 2022