velcro rodeo

Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider

When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?

by Mr. Hot 'Lanta July 18, 2017

silicone rodeo

When a person with a vagina engages in masturbation atop a silicone dong. Suction cup and flat surface preferred, but not required.

I'm so tired. I spent all night at the silicone rodeo.

by X52495the2nd June 12, 2018

Rodeo

Now listen, rodeos are not filled with red necks, yeye’s and buckle bunnies. We’re professional and tend to flee away from those kind of disgusting humans, they really do make us look bad.
Some of the most popular events are barrel racing, bull riding, breakaway, tie down, etc. Now, here at the rodeos, we’re all one big ol family ol’son. Ain’t no punch around or name callin. Ya only see that with the city slickers, they’re real crazy ol’son.

In my opinion, rodeo is the most hard working and dangerous sport. Ya got 2 things to work on, you and the horse. Most buckle bunnies, yeye’s and rednecks tend to blame things on their horse, but if it’s them IT ALWAYS GONNA BE THE RIDERS FAULT. NOT THE HORSES GOD DAMNIT. Anyways, rodeo should be more appreciated. We work so hard and we really just want some light shown on us for once. So chief.... make it happen

Well dale yeah ol’son. Let’s head to the rodeo.

by yeyeol’son February 16, 2019

kentucky rodeo

Incestuous family. Sexual relationships between siblings either father/daughter, mother/son or all of the above.

Oh my God little Timmy looked like he was conceived in a Kentucky rodeo.

That family looks like the product of a Kentucky rodeo

Holy crap, this barn dance looks like a Kentucky rodeo

by Paramidget54 June 24, 2019

Rhode Island rodeo

The act of going to Rhode Island and eating a corpse's anus while ejaculating onto ones own mother whilst being watched by ones extended family.

Hey man Im going to be gone for a while... It's thanksgiving and I'm going to pull off the Rhode Island rodeo

by hoefhobfeibfb November 5, 2019

Riley Rodeo

When you're shagging Rachel Riley from behind, right before you cum you start singing "OHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYN" and you try to hold on for as long as possible while she tries to kick you off.

"Any plans for tonight, mate?"
"Managed to blag a date with that weird chick from Countdown who hates Corbyn, gonna Riley Rodeo her"

by PhilMcCupup November 21, 2019

triple rodeo roundhouse

when you fuck your mom and roundhouse your dad in the face at the same time while at a rodeo

“Dude did you see the triple rodeo roundhouse on pornhub last night? I ended up nutting all over my mom.”

by BigDawg45973469 February 28, 2019