The Lewan Method

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.

Boy Jared sure did The Lewan Method to Angel.

by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023

Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020

the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

Jyro Method

Having feels for you hbs ex and wanting to fuck with them.

“Why you want my ex now?” “Thats the Jyro method.”

by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025

Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.

The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods

by Laflamme January 7, 2024

Bolivian Michael Myers Method

Find a man name Jesus that lives in San Diego and is in the sushi district.Grab his balls and twist them while telling him fortnite lore.After he says uncle you have to slice his nuts open.

I'm going to use the Bolivian Michael Myers Method on Jesus because he's a bad boy

by Cooluser67 October 27, 2025