Kit

friend to all, sexiest man ever. Has over 69 wives (go to a different school). Pretty much the smartest person ever. Really just the best human ever and should really be the emperor of the world.

All in all just a pretty vibey guy

omg is that kit? I heard he has 69 wives

by Keith Noble November 22, 2021

Kit

A hot sex god

Person A: OMG did you see Kit today
Person B: Yes they are so hot I want to have sex with them

by Pineapplelumps123 November 22, 2021

Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit

Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.

by Thinman529k March 30, 2025

Kit

someone who always has kitkats and literally has a stash in their backpack but wont bother giving one to you because theyre stubborn. LOVES snails, would become a snail if they could. hates ehms but only goes for their friends

Kit hates spiders but likes other insects

by usjcjjas November 21, 2021

LIFT KIT

When you lift your truck to get more chicks.

Hey Brian you picking up anymore chicks with that lift kit.

Yo Sam you get high centered or you need a lift kit.

Yo Brian you must get alot of chics with that lift kit.

Hey Brian you picking up anymore chicks with that lift kit.

Yo Sam you get high centered or you need a lift kit.

Yo Brian you must get alot of chics with that lift kit.

by Flyoff September 18, 2022

Kit Milligan

an absolute sexy beast with a huge shlong

Kit Milligan

by hjk89078 September 13, 2021

DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.

"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap

by *"insert name here*" June 6, 2018