a form of guy love between two heterosexual males in which one participant does not realize that he is involved; i.e., an unreciprocated one-sided bromance
Todd thought that there was a real bromance brewing between Ken & himself, but was really upset when he figured out he was just an elephant buddy.
by Old Grumpy December 19, 2012

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese
by Biginches October 19, 2021

When you are so angry that you want to break something, but you don't want to make a mess, so you decide to throw an elephant (or any other animal) toy/figurine against the wall to release anger
"Dude, did you hear how Kaeding threw the Charger game?" - Bert
"Yeah, I was so pissed, I was throwing elephants!" - Andy
"Yeah, I was so pissed, I was throwing elephants!" - Andy
by bertsbot92109 January 21, 2010

el-uh-fuhnts fuht
(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"
(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"
(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
by ofggerrrt May 11, 2008

by Roger Beep December 6, 2003

The act of killing small animals for fun using only a beebee gun. usually takes place in a jungle-like area to seem like you are actually hunting for elephants.
John: hey want to go elephant hunting then throw the remnants at Old Man Higgins?
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.
by 666SATAN666 May 17, 2008

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.
by JGottli December 14, 2008
