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alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
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Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
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Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.
Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
by Onid July 26, 2022
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cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.
"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"
by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016
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Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".
That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.
by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014
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Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
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