When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
Get the alabama damp towelmug. The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
Get the Tea Towel Methodmug. Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
by Onid July 26, 2022
Get the Towel holdermug. by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016
Get the cheese towelmug. Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
Get the Poopy Towelmug. A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".
by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014
Get the soggy towelmug. The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.
You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!
by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019
Get the Towel in the Hoodmug.