Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Ramsey Shuffle

The act of being tea bagged and slapping your tongue at it like a lizard.

He woke up to a ball sack and started licking it as if doing the Ramsey Shuffle.

by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

Kroger Shuffle

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

by Messenjah January 10, 2011

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.

“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”

by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019

The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020