A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.
Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.
I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018
Get the Life racemug. Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
by secretuser420 April 2, 2020
Get the race beardmug. by leninlee March 18, 2020
Get the Race offmug. by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019
Get the biscuit racemug. When evenly matched manual transmission cars race, its the overall better driver that will ultimately win the race.
by Jdodge April 18, 2015
Get the Driver's Racemug. Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.
Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.
Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing
Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing
Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017
Get the Razor Racingmug. "Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.
We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
Get the Funnel Racemug.