Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

lickie knots

the dreadlock-like knots on the underside of a small dog (usually a shih tzu)that are caused by obsessive licking (obsessive-lickies).

Princess, your lickie knots are robust!

by pcross December 18, 2008

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

Scrot Knot

Matted hair under scrotum. (Gooch area) forming a dreadlock like weave. Can also be similar to a dingle berry dangling from your balls. Scrot=scrotum knot=knot, (tangle)

I haven’t showered for three days and I’ve got a scrot knot forming.

Just got back from camping. Had a hot shower and finally washed out that scrot knot.

by The real slippery gypsy January 10, 2025

knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

pine knotting

When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.

Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"

by pinenaughty March 25, 2016

knot rizz

the attempt to "rizz" up a female with a football/basketball card

check out my knot rizz, ma'am my I interest you in this rookie rated LaMELO BALL, numbered.

by THE_SKELETON_ March 26, 2023