hairy furriness

Adjective; a word that describes having hair all over the body

Boy: "its called hair..."
Girl: "no its fur....."
Boy: " how 'bout its hairy furriness...."
Girl: "fine..."

by Lil Miss Asshole August 15, 2022

hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

HAIRY CUP

VIRGINA

SARA> " HI IM SARA"
BOB> "HI SARA IM BOB NICE TO MEET YOU"
SARA> "YOU TOO BOB, SO WHERE YOU COME FROM"
BOB> "THE HAIRY CUP"
SARA> WHERE???
SARA> OH I GET IT

by PRETTYH8MACHINE September 19, 2009

Hairy Donk

Another word for Butt Chin.

“That dude back their had a seriously huge hairy donk!”

by Killer Steam Car February 5, 2019

hairy bunny

When your glass shower door is frosted and you draw a picture of Ted Cruz in it.

Uh! I just saw a hairy bunny and my boner died.

by fudge ya ted cruz June 19, 2016

Hairy Frenchie

A beard without a mustache.

That man’s hairy frenchie is very full.

by dankvaulter August 12, 2019

hairy bonbon

hairy ball in mouth. (Please advise if I am wasting my time trying to get this hilarious term in your dictionary so I can go elsewhere.....I have hundreds of friends who believe it should be included.....if you do not provide some kind of 'unofficial' advice, I will just keep trying. Thanks.)

She got a hairy bonbon from her boyfriend.

by Flespu June 17, 2016